If I lived by the sea I a boat.. (buy)
You evolution better if you read Gould's books. (understand)
If I a French keyboard I would have a problem writing words with accented letters. (not have)
Doctor, If I ate more vegetables and less meat I healthier? (feel)
If my holidays were longer I to India but I only have a week. (go)
If electricity were more expensive, people their lights on all the time. (not leave)
If we a train strike how would you go to work? (have)
What would your wife say if you your feet on the table? (put)
If I didn't have a cold I to come to the meeting. (love)
If we could travel in time which period you to visit? (like)
It always rains in the monsoon season. If it didn't, there no food. (be)
If John offered you $1000 for your old car, you it? (accept)
What would happen if the police stopped your car and you your driving licence on you? (not have)
You so dirty if you wore gloves when you worked in the garden. (get)
Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If I were your wife I your wine. (poison)
Churchill replied: Madam, if I were your husband, I it! (drink)